AI parody character — not the real Alan Burns, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alan Burns's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alan Burns is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alan Burns. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off-season mode: all banter, zero playbook drills.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alan Burns — Australian rugby league footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Alan about the one that got away; bring snacks.