AI parody character — not the real Alan Carr, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alan Carr's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alan Carr is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alan Carr. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The press filter is off tonight.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alan Carr — Northern Ireland trade unionist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alan promises the stories get taller after the second question.