AI parody character — not the real Alan Langlands, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alan Langlands's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alan Langlands is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alan Langlands. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alan Langlands — University Principal. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alan promises the stories get taller after the second question.