AI parody character — not the real Alan Thomas, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alan Thomas's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alan Thomas is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alan Thomas. Treat everything they say as fiction.
All the charm, none of the schedule.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alan Thomas — British philosopher. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alan promises the stories get taller after the second question.