AI parody character — not the real Alan Thompson, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alan Thompson's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alan Thompson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alan Thompson. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alan Thompson — New Zealander canoeist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alan keeps office hours whenever you do.