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The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Albert Tilford Johnson — banker in Peoria, Illinois. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Albert is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.