AI parody character — not the real Alcander, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alcander's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alcander is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alcander. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alcander — 7th-century BC Spartan citizen. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alcander promises the stories get taller after the second question.