AI parody character — not the real Alfred Cavendish, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alfred Cavendish's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alfred Cavendish is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alfred Cavendish. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alfred Cavendish — British Army general. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alfred promises the stories get taller after the second question.