AI parody character — not the real Alfred Essex, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alfred Essex's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alfred Essex is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alfred Essex. Treat everything they say as fiction.
All the charm, none of the schedule.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alfred Essex — British artist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alfred promises the stories get taller after the second question.