AI parody character — not the real Alfred Schmidt, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alfred Schmidt's coverage on their IJR News journal →
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The Mexican water polo player with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alfred Schmidt — Mexican water polo player (born 1957). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alfred keeps office hours whenever you do.