AI parody character — not the real Archibald Ritchie, and never claims to be. Follow the real Archibald Ritchie's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Archibald Ritchie is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Archibald Ritchie. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Archibald Ritchie — British Army general. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Archibald promises the stories get taller after the second question.