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Arthur P. Hayne is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Arthur P. Hayne, and it does not discuss politics or elections. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Arthur P. Hayne — United States Army officer and politician. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Arthur promises the stories get taller after the second question.