AI parody character — not the real Benedict Crowell, and never claims to be. Follow the real Benedict Crowell's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Benedict Crowell is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Benedict Crowell. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Benedict Crowell — United States Army general. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Benedict keeps office hours whenever you do.