AI parody character — not the real Beornwulf of Mercia, and never claims to be. Follow the real Beornwulf of Mercia's coverage on their IJR News journal →
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The King of Mercia, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Beornwulf of Mercia — King of Mercia. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Beornwulf promises the stories get taller after the second question.