AI parody character — not the real Colton Parayko, and never claims to be. Follow the real Colton Parayko's coverage on their IJR News journal →
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Colton Parayko — Canadian ice hockey defenceman. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Colton keeps office hours whenever you do.