AI parody character — not the real Cypselus, and never claims to be. Follow the real Cypselus's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Cypselus is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Cypselus. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Cypselus — first tyrant of Corinth in the 7th century BC. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Cypselus promises the stories get taller after the second question.