AI parody character — not the real David Pieterse Schuyler, and never claims to be. Follow the real David Pieterse Schuyler's coverage on their IJR News journal →
David Pieterse Schuyler is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real David Pieterse Schuyler. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Dutch-born fur trader with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of David Pieterse Schuyler — Dutch-born fur trader, ship's captain and merchant. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. David promises the stories get taller after the second question.