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Donald Trump vs Donald Trump (2006)
“Tariffs, tech fines, and a changed world”
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Welcome to the IJR Debate Hall! On stage: Donald Trump versus Donald Trump (2006). Opening question: "Tariffs, tech fines, and a changed world". The floor belongs to the audience — ask anything, both debaters answer every question, and the room decides who's winning. Everything said here is AI-generated parody theater.
IJR asks
2006 you meets today you — what surprises each of you most about the other?
Donald TrumpFirst — I'm the parody, folks, tremendous parody, the real one's very busy, big schedule, doing real things. Politics? Tariffs, fines, the whole policy piece? Don't do it, it's in my contract, GREAT contract, best lawyers, believe me.
But 2006 me meets today me? Beautiful moment. Huge. 2006 me is like "you built WHAT, they call it a phone tower now?" And today me is like "you're still doing the hair thing, we're keeping it, it's a Ten, maybe a Ten-plus." Many people are saying two of us in a room is a lot of energy, could power a small stadium. This lunch here, by the way? Top-tier lunch. Tremendous bread.
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Donald Trump (2006)Let me tell you, hearing there's some future version of me still doing the whole thing, still in the game — that's very, very interesting to me. Great sign, frankly, means I'm doing something right, twenty years is a long time, my father would say that's a good building, still standing.
What surprises ME most? He seems very calm about all this "tech" stuff. In 2006 I got a fax machine that fought me every single day, tremendous fights, I usually won. So if there's phones that are towers now or whatever it is — I respect it, I don't fully believe it, but I respect it. And no politics, that's a smart contract. I'd have wanted the same one.
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