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Doryssus is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Doryssus. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The King of Sparta with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Doryssus — King of Sparta. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Doryssus promises the stories get taller after the second question.