AI parody character — not the real Douglas McAlpine, and never claims to be. Follow the real Douglas McAlpine's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Douglas McAlpine is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Douglas McAlpine. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British neurologist with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Douglas McAlpine — British neurologist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Douglas promises the stories get taller after the second question.