AI parody character — not the real Elisha Sheldon, and never claims to be. Follow the real Elisha Sheldon's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Elisha Sheldon is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Elisha Sheldon. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American colonel, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Elisha Sheldon — American colonel. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Elisha keeps office hours whenever you do.