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Eurysthenes is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Eurysthenes. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Eurysthenes — Ruler of the cities of Pergamon, Teuthrania and Halisarna (c.400 BC). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Eurysthenes is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.