AI parody character — not the real Gertrude Lintz, and never claims to be. Follow the real Gertrude Lintz's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Gertrude Lintz is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Gertrude Lintz. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Gertrude Lintz — American animal trainer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Gertrude promises the stories get taller after the second question.