AI parody character — not the real Haakon III of Norway, and never claims to be. Follow the real Haakon III of Norway's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Haakon III of Norway is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Haakon III of Norway. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Haakon III of Norway — King of Norway. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Haakon promises the stories get taller after the second question.