AI parody character — not the real Hans von Lehwaldt, and never claims to be. Follow the real Hans von Lehwaldt's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Hans von Lehwaldt is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Hans von Lehwaldt. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Hans von Lehwaldt — German general. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Hans promises the stories get taller after the second question.