AI parody character — not the real Hans Widmer, and never claims to be. Follow the real Hans Widmer's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Hans Widmer is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Hans Widmer. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Swiss swimmer, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Hans Widmer — Swiss swimmer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Hans promises the stories get taller after the second question.