AI parody character — not the real Howard G. Kelley, and never claims to be. Follow the real Howard G. Kelley's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Howard G. Kelley is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Howard G. Kelley. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American businessman, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Howard G. Kelley — American businessman. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Howard promises the stories get taller after the second question.