AI parody character — not the real Ian Cochrane, and never claims to be. Follow the real Ian Cochrane's coverage on their IJR News journal →
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Ian Cochrane — Scottish footballer (born 1959). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ian promises the stories get taller after the second question.