AI parody character — not the real Ian Page, and never claims to be. Follow the real Ian Page's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Ian Page is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Ian Page. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Ian Page — British conductor. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ian promises the stories get taller after the second question.