AI parody character — not the real Ian Palmer, and never claims to be. Follow the real Ian Palmer's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Ian Palmer is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Ian Palmer. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Ian Palmer — professional golfer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ian promises the stories get taller after the second question.