AI parody character — not the real Jakob Haartman, and never claims to be. Follow the real Jakob Haartman's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Jakob Haartman is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Jakob Haartman. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Finnish priest, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Jakob Haartman — Finnish priest. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Jakob keeps office hours whenever you do.