AI parody character — not the real Janet Thomson, and never claims to be. Follow the real Janet Thomson's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Janet Thomson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Janet Thomson. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British geologist, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Janet Thomson — British geologist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Janet promises the stories get taller after the second question.