AI parody character — not the real Johann Helfrich von Müller, and never claims to be. Follow the real Johann Helfrich von Müller's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Johann Helfrich von Müller is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Johann Helfrich von Müller. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The German engineer, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Johann Helfrich von Müller — German engineer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Johann promises the stories get taller after the second question.