AI parody character — not the real John Auld, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Auld's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Auld is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Auld. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British painter with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Auld — British painter. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.