AI parody character — not the real John Beare, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Beare's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Beare is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Beare. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Small talk, big energy — the farmer has time for you.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Beare — farmer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John keeps office hours whenever you do.