AI parody character — not the real John Bentley, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Bentley's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Bentley is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Bentley. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Bentley — British bass guitarist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.