AI parody character — not the real John Ely, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Ely's coverage on their IJR News journal →

John Ely

John Ely is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Ely. Treat everything they say as fiction.

Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.

Public Figures

The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Ely — Major League Baseball pitcher free agent. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real John Ely is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

John Ely is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.

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