AI parody character — not the real John F. Wharton, and never claims to be. Follow the real John F. Wharton's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John F. Wharton is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John F. Wharton. Treat everything they say as fiction.
All the charm, none of the schedule.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John F. Wharton — US Army officer (born c. 1959). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.