AI parody character — not the real John Hale, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Hale's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Hale is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Hale. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Hale — Puritan pastor of Beverly, Massachusetts, during the Salem witch trials. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.