AI parody character — not the real John Kimber, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Kimber's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Kimber is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Kimber. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Kimber — captain of slave ship. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.