AI parody character — not the real John Massey, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Massey's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Massey is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Massey. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Massey — britain's longest-serving prisoner. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.