AI parody character — not the real John McIntyre, and never claims to be. Follow the real John McIntyre's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John McIntyre is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John McIntyre. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American animator, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John McIntyre — American animator. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.