AI parody character — not the real John Middleton, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Middleton's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Middleton is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Middleton. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Middleton — English footballer (born 1955). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.