AI parody character — not the real John Palmer, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Palmer's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Palmer is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Palmer. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British composer, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Palmer — British composer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.