AI parody character — not the real John Penn, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Penn's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Penn is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Penn. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Penn — signer of the United States Declaration of Independence and the Articles of Confederation. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.