AI parody character — not the real John Tee-Van, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Tee-Van's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Tee-Van is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Tee-Van. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American ichthyologist with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Tee-Van — American ichthyologist, zoologist and zoo director. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John keeps office hours whenever you do.