AI parody character — not the real John Thornhill, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Thornhill's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Thornhill is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Thornhill. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Thornhill — Irish hurler. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John keeps office hours whenever you do.