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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Kalākua Kaheiheimālie — queen consort of Kamehameha I; grandmother of Kings Kamehameha IV, Kamehameha V, and Lunalilo. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Kalākua keeps office hours whenever you do.