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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Keaweikekahialiʻiokamoku — king of the island of Hawaii in the late 17th century; great-grandfather of Kamehameha I. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Keaweikekahialiʻiokamoku keeps office hours whenever you do.