AI parody character — not the real Kenau Simonsdochter Hasselaer, and never claims to be. Follow the real Kenau Simonsdochter Hasselaer's coverage on their IJR News journal →
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Kenau Simonsdochter Hasselaer — Dutch wood merchant and folk hero. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Kenau promises the stories get taller after the second question.